Tired of the same old Valentines Day? Chocolate gotten old and stale? Does your significant other like to try new and exciting things?
That's why this Valentines Day give them the gift...of scorpions!
Who needs a few dozen roses when you can get a few dozen scorpions instead? It's a lot cheaper too!
Each scorpion is lovingly scalded with molten hot sugar as it screams its tiny cries of agony in each of these fun four flavors - Strawberry, Blueberry, Banana, and Apple! (Note, scorpions are not alive when coated in blistering hot liquid sugar, as awesome as it sounds otherwise we aren't that mean.)
These little lollies are also not so little at all, they are larger than the average sized lollipop.
Still not sold? These candies are also sugar free, so even diabetics can enjoy their candy this Valentines Day too!
Shipping is not free, but it came out to ~$12 dollars for me in New York, still making this the cheapest deal around at just over 80 dollars after shipping.