It's all about the Benjamins, baby.
What? You don't agree? Well have you asked your hind end about the matter?
Oh, you don't trust your hind end. Well, you should. You really should. How else are you going to...umm..well, you know...get rid of...well, you know. That's right, your hind end!
So isn't it about time to treat that thing with some respect!? Oh, you already use double-ply fluffy stuff? NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
In a recent study, 8 out of every 10 hind ends prefer the looks of expensive toilet paper over any other leading brand of fluffy, double or triple-ply paper. So there you go. Keep it clean folks, keep it clean.
Use coupon code benjan12474hd to get the price down to $5 shipped (only 100 uses, so you better get your butt in gear!)
$7.95 if you aren't fast enough with the coupon.