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Chuck Norris, still more popular than Charlie Sheen!

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer...To bad he never cries.

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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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Direct TV says it best in their ad about being a man's man (meaning you can actually control your remote and watch what you want)...you're probably the guy who beat up the guy who beat up Chuck Norris...now that's tough!

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Chuck Norris doesn't tea back chicks, he potato sacks them.

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Mr.T punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. The result was the 80's

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@iowaalgreen: tea BAG. i think you're missing the joke you made.

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i don't get how this meme is still around. it ended for me when norris sued penguin for publishing a book about him.

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Chuck Norris is an idiot, let's stop giving him attention pls
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=271521

"Among that lopsidedness is the intentional training of students to disdain America, freely experiment sexually, forcefully defend issues like abortion and homosexuality, as well as become cultural advocates for political correctness, relativism, globalization, green agendas and tolerance for all."

oh noes, not tolerance!

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Chuck Norris is the new Crabs.

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Go Chuck! Keep 'em comin'!

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Hard to believe he is 71 today, he doesn't seem like he should be that old.

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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made out of real cowboys

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@journeyloaded: And your tolerance is...where? Oh noes.

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If an idiot calls you an idiot, some would take that as a complement.

Personally, I agree with him. If our schools focused on knowledge rather than propaganda, our results might be a little bit better.