dealshoe for $5.99

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In the words of Ludacris: you's a hoe, you's a hoe, I said that you's a hoe.

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cheapest I have found! Great deal...

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Tags for posterity.

not-a-5-dollar-hoe
gardening
thundercats-hoe!

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Cheap hoes are the best hoes

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I luv's me a cheap skinny hoe!

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“This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker”

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How do I know this isnt a $5 hoe with an ego?

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Are these hoes available in different area codes?

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@lichme: Please check with local law enforcement for availability of hoes.

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I see you've got some hoes available for sale here but, um, where dem bitches at?

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I figured a hoe for less than $100 would be mighty ugly... but that's a mighty fine looking hoe.

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"Bros before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They got your back after your hoe rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your hoe, and you told her that she was the only hoe for you. And that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. And then suddenly...she's not yo' ho no mo'."

---MGS

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Just in time for my trip to Vegas!

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I used to own this very hoe. It doesnt have the greatest handle. All im saying is this hoe be slippin

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Great! I hope this works on the non-seedy side.

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Dirty Hoe..... No baby I didn't mean it. Come back, daddy loves you!

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to purchase, do we just leave the $5.99 on the counter and leave disreetly out the back?

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@mrsque: Ooh, that's bordering on solicitation.

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Bought one of these last week. Had a crack in the head.

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Here's the Limbaugh model with a nappy head.

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A $6 hoe? Where was this deal, I had to pay $19.95 for my hoes in the past...

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She was a hoe.... fo' sho'!

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Do I get a happy ending with that hoe?

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In Washington hoes cost mo fo sho!
LOL @dbcooper: Crack head hoe.

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Hoe. Bring me a sandwich and a beer.

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Dammit. I got excited for nothing.

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That's one skinny arse hoe....

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I'll give the hoe $6 and let it keep the 1 cent of change. I don't want to know where these hoes keep their pennies!

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You better wear a glove with this hoe, you might end up with blisters....

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Are these the same "Nappy-headed hoes" that got Don Imus fired?

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I believe the most important question possible is, "Can I Superman that?"

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I keep my hoe in the garage!

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Can you make this hoe a housewife?

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I miss the days when you could get a good, quality hoe for such a reasonable price.

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I had a godson who said he wanted a cheap black hoe when he was gettin married ..................................so I painted him one. His wife wanted hose, hose, hose.........all I ever heard!

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Discounted shipping to I-da-hoe?

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gives new meaning to the phrase "5 dollar hooker"... =)

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Careful with this underage skinny hoe....I think I saw Chris Hansen hiding behind the curtain!