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Hoe for $5.99

Aug 3, 2012 1:19 PM

To go with your rake. No other reason, really.

@ sears.com

okham okham

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You win at life my friend!

Also Team Rake!

gideonfrost gideonfrost
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In the words of Ludacris: you's a hoe, you's a hoe, I said that you's a hoe.

iamjs iamjs
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cheapest I have found! Great deal...

locolive locolive
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Tags for posterity.

not-a-5-dollar-hoe
gardening
thundercats-hoe!

gideonfrost gideonfrost
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TU'ed just for the tags.

mgherter mgherter
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Cheap hoes are the best hoes

89titanium 89titanium
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I luv's me a cheap skinny hoe!

kevin8er kevin8er
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“This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker”

grammaryahtzee grammaryahtzee
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How do I know this isnt a $5 hoe with an ego?

danieleg danieleg
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Are these hoes available in different area codes?

lichme lichme
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Dat's a hoe fo' sho'

ptucker2 ptucker2
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@lichme: Please check with local law enforcement for availability of hoes.

okham okham
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I see you've got some hoes available for sale here but, um, where dem bitches at?

cwdoll cwdoll
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Hey! These hoes are missing something!

dmaz dmaz
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I figured a hoe for less than $100 would be mighty ugly... but that's a mighty fine looking hoe.

thomas998 thomas998
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"Bros before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They got your back after your hoe rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your hoe, and you told her that she was the only hoe for you. And that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. And then suddenly...she's not yo' ho no mo'."

---MGS

jongalt jongalt
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Just in time for my trip to Vegas!

starblind starblind
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I used to own this very hoe. It doesnt have the greatest handle. All im saying is this hoe be slippin

vamplifier vamplifier
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Great! I hope this works on the non-seedy side.

jimbo6 jimbo6
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Heidi hoe!

havocsback havocsback
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Dirty Hoe..... No baby I didn't mean it. Come back, daddy loves you!

ryjak8 ryjak8
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to purchase, do we just leave the $5.99 on the counter and leave disreetly out the back?

mrsque mrsque
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@mrsque: Ooh, that's bordering on solicitation.

havocsback havocsback
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Bought one of these last week. Had a crack in the head.

dbcooper dbcooper
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What'd you call me?!

passenger57 passenger57
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So much win in here...

takenforgranite takenforgranite
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Here's the Limbaugh model with a nappy head.

xdavex xdavex
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A $6 hoe? Where was this deal, I had to pay $19.95 for my hoes in the past...

psychicchicken psychicchicken
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She was a hoe.... fo' sho'!

derek1080 derek1080
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Do I get a happy ending with that hoe?

robmug robmug
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In Washington hoes cost mo fo sho!
LOL @dbcooper: Crack head hoe.

caffeine_dude caffeine_dude
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Hoe. Bring me a sandwich and a beer.

hottubrf hottubrf
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Dammit. I got excited for nothing.

williamt1980 williamt1980
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Just sayin' hoe...

justinshrop justinshrop
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That's one skinny arse hoe....

mehenderson mehenderson
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I'll give the hoe $6 and let it keep the 1 cent of change. I don't want to know where these hoes keep their pennies!

sethtyler sethtyler
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That's one bald headed hoe.

mehenderson mehenderson
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You better wear a glove with this hoe, you might end up with blisters....

mehenderson mehenderson
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Are these the same "Nappy-headed hoes" that got Don Imus fired?

sethtyler sethtyler
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I believe the most important question possible is, "Can I Superman that?"

skunkmonkey skunkmonkey
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I keep my hoe in the garage!

phooka13 phooka13
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Hoe please!

kodaks kodaks
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Can you make this hoe a housewife?

manning0716 manning0716
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I miss the days when you could get a good, quality hoe for such a reasonable price.

haloman800 haloman800
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I had a godson who said he wanted a cheap black hoe when he was gettin married ..................................so I painted him one. His wife wanted hose, hose, hose.........all I ever heard!

davebrik99 davebrik99
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Is it clean?

drummerego drummerego
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Discounted shipping to I-da-hoe?

bund9032 bund9032
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Goes well with this Cheap Trick CD - http://entertainment.sears.com/very-best-of-cheap-trick/886972026824.

dastark dastark
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gives new meaning to the phrase "5 dollar hooker"... =)

tewkewl tewkewl
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Careful with this underage skinny hoe....I think I saw Chris Hansen hiding behind the curtain!

hkwootme hkwootme

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