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INSTANT EXCUSE BALL

INSTANT EXCUSE BALL for $7.89

Jul 9, 2011 4:32 AM

Eligible for FSSS with a $25 order or free shipping with Prime Membership

Look, we all make mistakes, but sometimes the usual excuses just won't do ! The Instant Excuse Ball is here to help.
In a flash, you can have an original (and hilarious) excuse for your boss, teacher or spouse. The Instant Excuse Ball has 20 different excuses. Measures approximately 4" in diameter

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I'd buy this, but... jury duty.

comma comma
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Yeah, I can't buy it either... 24 hour flu.

lazyzombie lazyzombie
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If only I hadn't been... abducted by aliens.

gcosta gcosta
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I'd buy it, but my kids would steal it from me.

hardworkin hardworkin
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I don't need this.
I have many, many years of experience in making up excuses.

superninja superninja
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@superninja: That is the worst excuse I've heard yet, I wish I could give you negative votes.

I'd buy this but, I have to take my relative to a doctor's appointment

uskrewed uskrewed
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I don't know...If you work in a situation like me, where you're always being asked for something, it isn't the excuses that matter. It is having them walk in and ask you a question, picking up the "excuse ball" and reading it to them that is so funny. Who cares what the excuse is? I think it is funny.

iam4pe iam4pe

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