dealsinstant excuse ball for $7.89

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I'd buy this, but... jury duty.

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Yeah, I can't buy it either... 24 hour flu.

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If only I hadn't been... abducted by aliens.

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I'd buy it, but my kids would steal it from me.

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I don't need this.
I have many, many years of experience in making up excuses.

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@superninja: That is the worst excuse I've heard yet, I wish I could give you negative votes.

I'd buy this but, I have to take my relative to a doctor's appointment

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I don't know...If you work in a situation like me, where you're always being asked for something, it isn't the excuses that matter. It is having them walk in and ask you a question, picking up the "excuse ball" and reading it to them that is so funny. Who cares what the excuse is? I think it is funny.