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iPads - products new home - The solid Platinum ipad SUPREME Edition

iPads - products new home - The solid Platinum ipad SUPREME Edition for $480,532

Oct 30, 2010 6:37 AM

Because everyone knows ipod nano is for little girls.

@ stuarthughes.com

jagg3d3d93 jagg3d3d93

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Any (wealthy) moron can take an object and cover it in platinum.
Not a deal.

if you disagree, I have a $1 bill, exquisitely sandwiched between two $1000 bills, framed in an acid-free archival display cabinet with Certificate of Authenticity. It can be yours for only $150,000 (payment due at time or order), and I GUARANTEE you will be the only person on the planet to possess one.

zippy the pinhead zippy the pinhead
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I'm in for two (if I get one, the kid's will want one).

textbook43615 textbook43615
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I'd buy it, but I'm waiting for the 2nd version!

csv18 csv18
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In this economy, I feel it necessary to preface every comment with the phrase, "in this economy."

marcoselmalo marcoselmalo
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Oh man!!! Are you serious???? And to think I wazs just about to plate my current Ipad in gold....Platinum Ipad ftw

closetcanibal closetcanibal
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Buying it is one thing, but... who would you trust to repair it, in case it breaks???

fhqwhgad fhqwhgad
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Can the Wi-Fi transmitter thing go through the platinum? o.O

beffy beffy
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@beffy: Yeah wifi like myself has incredible penetrating properties, Hey Oh! In all seriousness it would transmit which is why you can get wifi signals through brick buildings and other obstacles and geographical fixtures.

jagg3d3d93 jagg3d3d93
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make sure that you get the sleeve for 17.95 that's advertised on the right side of the screen (powered by pricegrabber) You wouldn't want it to get scratched..

rflnc1 rflnc1
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This will go great with my new pajamas from today's sponsored deal.

emilyb0902 emilyb0902
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dammit... just bought one yesterday...

kevskoolkars kevskoolkars
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@zippy the pinhead: Do you accept paypal?

dravack dravack
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How come nobody mentions the Diamonds?

nycloseout nycloseout
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Buy it Re-sell on Ebay?

nycloseout nycloseout
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I want one plated in Tungsten!

paablo paablo
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Norton reports the site is unsafe.

jefferycameron jefferycameron
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Damn it!!! They didnt approve my loan. I guess im not getting this one.

frulus frulus
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@beffy: if the signal were blocked in any way it would still make it out through the screen.

blizatrex blizatrex
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@paablo: I'd rather have it strontium coated. It would make an "explosive" conversation piece.

grubbster grubbster
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I'm waiting on the iPhone 500G.

sevnn sevnn
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Meh. I rather just have a platinum laptop.

dazoneranger dazoneranger
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@dazoneranger: Exactly! This is just another overpriced Apple toy. Those of us who want to get real work done are better off buying a solid platinum Dell Laptop, which had ruby USB ports, a 17" screen, a PHYSICAL keyboard made of antique ivory, and is $100 less than this hunk of crap. I think DELL is offering a deal where they throw in a mink laptop case, too. Check the small business deals site.

Additionally, you can install Ubuntu on the Dell solid platinum laptop, and not be a slave to the walled garden App store!

(This post is for humorous purposes only and does not reflect the opinions of Marcos El Malo, Incorporated or any of his subsidiaries or affiliates.)

marcoselmalo marcoselmalo
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Thank goodness it comes with free shipping or I wouldn't be able to justify the cost.

cspurcella cspurcella
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I am just amazed that there are people in the world that would buy something like this. Truly the downfall of Western Society.

peregrinari peregrinari
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Finally! The portability of an iPad with the weight of a laptop (5.94 lbs)!

sirlouie sirlouie
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Was thinking about buying 4 or 5 of these for stocking stuffers...but wait! No usb port? Deal breaker!

matthewkansas matthewkansas
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Do they have this in Kryptonite?

Next time I have Superman over, I can say "Hey, check this out".

scootergptx scootergptx
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@marcoselmalo: in this economy, LOL

irene1179 irene1179
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@cspurcella: Classic!

ubelong2matt ubelong2matt
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What's with the red fuzzy pillows?

bernhil bernhil
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So THIS is how much money it takes to be worthless. Sheesh, I bet the "get cash for gold" people have an absolute field day with this nimrod. Someone please let me know when they dip him and his i-everything's in chocolate and feed it all to his materialistically-fat clients. thanks.

8th wonder 8th wonder
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What a Bargain. It's at least $3.00 less than last posting

rmpplanner rmpplanner
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I keep telling Every one to stick with WEED because CRACK is really not good for you as you can SEE here it makes you TYPE and TRY to sell anything!

biganfine biganfine
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Do they offer a refurb?

perrydog2 perrydog2

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