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Squirrel Mask

Squirrel Mask for $18.99

May 10, 2012 11:52 AM

Because you're tired of wearing that darned horsehead mask.
(And to give validity to all your friends with ADHD who stop mid-sentence to yell, "SQUIRREL!")

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This full-sized, adult Squirrel Mask is the perfect thing to freak out your neighbors. Just slip it on, sneak over and steal birdseed until they notice. If it freaks out people, just imagine what it will do for squirrels! They'll never come back to your yard again. Do not wear around dogs. Latex. Fits most adult heads.

•Great to wear while climbing trees or stealing birdseed
•Latex
•Fits most adult heads
•Caution: Do not wear around dogs, a chase may ensue

@ hoboninja.com

belyndag belyndag

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All kindsa wrong.

Daddy likes.

jeffjonez jeffjonez
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Ooh Baby, let's get Squirrely.

killjoy killjoy
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I've got some nuts for you to bury in the ground and then dig up at a later time for food.

demonicgman demonicgman
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let's do it like they do on the discovery channel

triplebud triplebud
vote-for2vote-against

Well, not as creepy as the infamous horse head mask.

rookie3001 rookie3001

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