Because you're tired of wearing that darned horsehead mask.
(And to give validity to all your friends with ADHD who stop mid-sentence to yell, "SQUIRREL!")
This full-sized, adult Squirrel Mask is the perfect thing to freak out your neighbors. Just slip it on, sneak over and steal birdseed until they notice. If it freaks out people, just imagine what it will do for squirrels! They'll never come back to your yard again. Do not wear around dogs. Latex. Fits most adult heads.
•Great to wear while climbing trees or stealing birdseed
•Fits most adult heads
•Caution: Do not wear around dogs, a chase may ensue