The Parking Space Protector (inflatable) for $9.99
Hilarious Gag Gift for those who complain about finding a parking space. Its both Fun & Functional! The inflatable Fire Hydrant easily inflates and with its built in sand pouch it will not blow away. Now you can leave your parking space with out fear of someone snatching it, just leave The Parking Protector and nobody will snag your space!
Just remember to wash the dog piss off the nozzle you use to blow it up before you put your mouth on it.
Oooh, something else they can steal while they steal your parking space!!!
Why would there be a fire hydrant on the street?
"Its both Fun & Functional!"
So firemen can hook a hose up to it to get water to extinguish a fire?
@ejxsd: I hope your kidding
@jmattoon: i really dont think he is
I really want a "realistic" version of this, or more useful, would be a cover for actual fire hydrants to make them invisible! Because the spots in front of fire hydrants are always free!
However, my idea is more deadly in case of actual fire, best option is probably to buy a can of yellow spray paint and paint your curb by ur fav spot, it will scare off most visitors and will take the city awhile to clean up...of course thats destruction of public property. Ugh, you just cant win in Chicago.

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