Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo for $99.95
There's a theory that everything is better with bacon. We believe that theory with all of our heart. To that end, we are introducing our line of bacon formal wear with Uncle Oinker's Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. You can get married in bacon, get confirmed in bacon or go to the Oscars in bacon! Wait until Joan Rivers gets a whiff of you. Each Tuxedo is tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric in one of four different sizes. Best of all, it smells just like bacon sizzling in the pan. Dry clean only.
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clcsmiles
added a year ago
Okay, this one deserved a vote for the pure oddness
This will be difficult to beat for strangest marketing of bacon.
Wow that is strange!
I love bacon, that that's a little extreme.
so disappointed it is not real!!!
But... but it's not even April Fool's day...? How mean... I thought I would look really sporting in that tux! ;__ ;
I'm not buying that tux, but they may be getting a chunk of my money soon. How can I pass up an Avenging Narwhal Play Set?
You cant beat a suit made of bacon, i would buy that for a dollar!!!!
BACON!!!!!!!!!!!
Dogs don't know it's not bacon!
Probably the ugliest thing I've seen in my life... but I still love it.
Damn... I was hoping it was real... Perpetualkid.com sells the Bacon Tuxedo gag gift box, but no actual tux... I thought this was the real thing, until I realized there's nowhere to select the size desired. :(
April Fools.... It's February. Must be a really old link.
April Fools from 2007? No vote...

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