dealsswingline limited edition series 747 rio red…


My stapler has somehow left my desk and appeared on my son's desk.
Now I will have a red stapler and nobody will be able to "borrow" it!!!!


Like the one from that classic 90's office movie... Glengarry Glen Ross


And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...


I...I believe Amazon has my stapler


@beautyofmachines: "Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?"


This would look great in my Office... Area. Yes, my general Office Environment would benefit from having one of these. I was just thinking that something like this would be ideal in my Office Habitat. It really ties together the look of the whole Office Purview.


Going to break from the movie references, here: Swingline staplers are serious business, and the 747 all-metal-body series is the king of the ring when it comes to quality and durability. Jams almost never happen, and staples curl properly every time. Yeah, buy it for fun, but you'll also be buying it for a lifetime. In fact, you'll probably be able to hand it down to future generations, because it'll outlast you!


Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...


But I...I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven while I'm collating….Well, I, I told Bill that if...if Sandra's going to listen to her headphones while she's...while she's filing, then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating. So I don't see why...I should have to turn down the radio...because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.


@lordofall200: I think the squirrels were merry, not married.

Not many squirrels get married...finding a tux is just next to impossible.


@stile99: Tuxedos may be difficult to find, but squirrel underpants are aplenty!


BE AWARE!!!!!!!!! If you are wanting to get this to have one JUST LIKE the one in "Office Space" ~ This is NOT IT ...

yes, it is a Red Swingline stapler, but that's where the similarity ends. Look closely at the screenshot "dbutton" posted & then look at the pic of the stapler being offered... There is no "Swingline" script on the side, the one being offered has a metal plate on the top that says "swingline" ...

Now, that being said... if you just want a red stapler, this is a good quality product ~ I bought one myself a couple of years ago, but if you are an "OS" fan & want a movie quality replica ~ you will be disappointed!!!

oh yeah & one last thing.... Have you seen my pay check??