dealsso i married an axe murderer (special edition…

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@ichigodiafuku: lol, awesome quote. I love this movie.

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"Most guys say sense of humor. But I'm gonna have to go with breast size."

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Mike Myers best without a doubt!

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Harriet. Harry-ette. Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis. Beautiful, be-muse... ed, bellicose butcher. Un-trust... ing. Un-know... ing. Un-love... ed? "He wants you back," he screamed into the night air like a fireman going to a window that has no fire... except the passion of his heart. I am lonely. It's really hard. This poem... sucks.

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Look at the size of that boy's head! It has its own weather system!

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An' while yoo're thaur wa dunt ye try one ay 'er bras oan ye wee girrel. FLOOOAAAT AWAEY' ye fairy!

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Look at the size of that boy's head. It's like an orange on a toothpick.