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@ichigodiafuku: lol, awesome quote. I love this movie.


"Most guys say sense of humor. But I'm gonna have to go with breast size."


Mike Myers best without a doubt!


Harriet. Harry-ette. Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis. Beautiful, be-muse... ed, bellicose butcher. Un-trust... ing. Un-know... ing. Un-love... ed? "He wants you back," he screamed into the night air like a fireman going to a window that has no fire... except the passion of his heart. I am lonely. It's really hard. This poem... sucks.


Look at the size of that boy's head! It has its own weather system!


An' while yoo're thaur wa dunt ye try one ay 'er bras oan ye wee girrel. FLOOOAAAT AWAEY' ye fairy!


Look at the size of that boy's head. It's like an orange on a toothpick.