dealssex panther cologne for $34.99

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I'M IN A GLASS CAGE OF EMOTION

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@fidett: here is a great clip of the scene from firebox: http://www.firebox.com/video/2006

firebox is only accepting pre-orders but amazon has it in stock; just in case someone was going to order this.

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60% of the time it works everytime.

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@dylanjmcdonald: Great line - I actually had it in the title, but the wOOt gods removed it just before it came over to popular.

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smells like dirty diapers mixed with...indian food!

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if anyone actually buys it, they should tell of what it actually smells like!

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It smells like the inside of a prosthetic leg...

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I know what 'somebody' is getting for V-day!

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This stuff smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!

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I love the smell of Sex Panther in the morning...it smells like sniff sniff...victory.

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"I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.

Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.

No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

It's quite pungent.

Oh yeah.

It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.

Yep.

Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

That doesn't make sense.

Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.