The Higgs boson is mostly just theoretical, even after the successful experiments at the Large Hadron Collider. But this watch is 100% real! The Higgs boson may have no spin, electric charge, or color change, but the Higgs boson watch has a nice imitation leather band and a spinning second hand that spirals around. The image shows what is believed to be evidence of the Higgs decaying into other bosons during a collision.
Okay, let's be honest. None of us really understands this. But that doesn't mean you can't enjoy this watch and look much smarter than your friends when you're wearing it. They'll just assume you must understand the finer points of particle physics much better than they do.
Japanese quartz movement. 1 year warranty.