dealsuranium ore for $39.44

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by ahailes
added a year ago

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Even if you're not interested in buying, you should really check out the reviews, they're hilarious.

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They're also selling a used one for $2,499. The description reads:
"Found this in some old abandoned village while on vacation. Older, Russian model (PU239)? Please inquire about shipping. Not responsible for damage due to radiation or explosions. Buyer responsible for lead casing. Be the first kid on your block to have a Breeder Reactor!"

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The halflife joke is great

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This is one of the greatest things I have ever seen.

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It goes well sprinkled on whole fresh rabbit with a glass of Tuscan Whole Milk, while wearing my three wolf moon shirt. Alternately it can be used to power your Badonkadonk Tank.

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HA!
The Schrödinger's cat review was hilarious too!
I dont think many people got it tho sadly...

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most of those comments are disappointingly bad

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I just ordered mine and I can't wait to get off of the grid and start lowering my electric and heating bills. Also I have so many geiger counters I bought from the russian black market lying around not doing anything now I can test them to see if they work. I also am going to buy one of these things:
http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=pd_sbs_indust_4

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what do i get if I really order it?

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@slimster:
probably what i've been getting for christmas my entire life...

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ooh... schroedingers cat's never funny!!!

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But where will I find a DeLorean??

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good grief...look at the other items that people bought when they bought this! WOW...

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Check out the customer images.

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The Poopfreeze I totally understand, but inflatable toast?

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@emilyb0902: DeLoreans run on plutonium. :)

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So THIS is how Iran has been getting its supplies. And all this time we thought it was North Korea...

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If you want 42 times the radiation per minute check out http://unitednuclear.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=2_4. Only $200 and you could probably power your home, submarine and the uranium modified Delorean for the next couple of thousands of years. Or at least until 2012.

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@emilyb0902: Look for the house with a garage near a town hall with a oversize clock and lighting rod type hands....

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I bought this for my cat and put it with a flask containing poison, in a sealed box. Do you think he likes it ? I've not opened the box yet.

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Sorry for acting as a dumb, but is that a joke, or really sold in Amazon? I am really wondering...

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@ebelviranli: If you know you're acting dumb, then you already know the answer. Trust in oneself, young padawan.

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I'm genuinely curious. What actually comes in the can? Or are you just paying $30 bucks for a can? I guess it's a nice can...

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The reviews are HILARIOUS. It's amazing so many people took the time to write essays about a product that they've never even purchased. Good laugh though.

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" I am now a SUPER HERO
Most super hero comics books begin w/a normal man/woman encountering dangerous strains of bacteria, spiders & often times, radioactive materials. As I too want to be a super hero, I purchased this Uranium in hope that after I exposed myself, I'd possess special powers.
IT WORKED. After I ingested the entire container, I started to notice a change in my physique & behavior. Almost overnight, I lost the 20 lbs that plagued me since 4th grade. I stopped eating & sleeping, which is awesome bc you never see super heroes eat OR sleep..When my mom forces me to eat, I usually barf & poop blood uncontrollably for 12 hrs after - I think this is my body telling me I no longer need food for sustenance.
I'm still learning to control my special powers. I've vowed to use them for good, & to fight crime. Sometimes I wander the night, totally anonymous, learning & scheming. But mostly I just sit in bed watching bad TV & infomercials, with my barf/poop bucket next to me." HAHAHA