dealsessential zombie apocalypse survival kit for $4.99

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Omaha tools has a history of being very Pro-Zombie! They have donated to the Zombie Federal political parties and have spearheaded major legistlation aimed at the proper handling and processing of human brains for consumption.

Please if you purchase this item check for any flaws that could cause it to fail in the event of a zombie attack

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@vaximily: This machete is manufactured by Omaha Tools in Omaha Nebraska

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Where was it manufactured, anybody know? I only buy USA-made products whenever possible, especially tools.