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Essential Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit

Essential Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit for $4.99

Jan 24, 2011 5:12 PM

Survive the next zombie apocalypse attack, random overgrown corn field, or any other even that you might require a bit of extra power.

A 22" Machete should do the trick! This strong and durable tool has a triple riveted handle, the heavy, thick blade has a full tang all the way into the handle for extra comfort, precision, and accuracy. The survival kit comes complete with a camouflage sheath with belt clip, to keep your protection close to you when on the run.

Legal Disclaimer: You must be at least 18 years old to purchase this item, and ID will be required by the delivery person upon delivery. (Sorry, our lawyers made us do it!)

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$5.00

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Where was it manufactured, anybody know? I only buy USA-made products whenever possible, especially tools.

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@vaximily: This machete is manufactured by Omaha Tools in Omaha Nebraska

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Omaha tools has a history of being very Pro-Zombie! They have donated to the Zombie Federal political parties and have spearheaded major legistlation aimed at the proper handling and processing of human brains for consumption.

Please if you purchase this item check for any flaws that could cause it to fail in the event of a zombie attack

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