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Jul 2, 2012 7:25 PM

Two men sitting next to each other at a bar are both sipping tequila when they decide to strike up a conversation with each other. After talking for a while one of the men looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think from listening to you that you're from Mexico." The other guy responds proudly, 'Yes I am!"
The first guy says, "Well so am I! And where in Mexico are you from?"
"Tijuana, born and raised."
"How interesting, I grew up in Tijuana as well! What part of town did you grow up in?"
"In a lovely little area near the hills off Jimenez Street," the second guy says.
"Aye dios mios what a small world, I lived on the same street!! And what school did you attend??"
“I went to Agua Caliente."
The first guy gets really excited, and says, "And so did I, this is an incredible coincidence my friend. Tell me, in what year did you graduate?"
The other guy answers, "Well let’s see, I graduated in 1997."

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