dealszombie jerky for $4.99

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$4.99 is the regular price. How is this a deal?

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Perfect for toothless trolls like myself. Thanks.

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@zippy the pinhead: how is half of the stuff on this website an "actual deal"? most of it is novelty stuff that makes people laugh or say oh thats cool. I think its a deal because for people like me that like zombie stuff, zombie jerky is awesome, especially for $4.99. good day sir. I SAID GOOD DAY!

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@chameleon90: I think Silver was referring to the grammatical ambiguity of "zombie jerky" as in jerky for zombies not jerky OF zombies. Therefore brain flavor would be delicious. However, given the coloring (not grey) it's probably supposed to be actual zombie so you are correct and I've wasted a GWOT.

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This seems like something I could go buy at Fry's Electronics(yeah the logic is lost on me too). Not sure if it's such a deal but whatever, people are buying it for the novelty.

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Can anyone tell me when the last time was that they saw a zombie actually eat a victim's brain? I think this may be one of those urban myths. Most zombies just eat regular flesh and it hurts the human zombie relations to accuse them of only brain eating. Shape up people!!!

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@hyperionsin: 1985 - Return of the Living Dead (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089907/)
I saw it at the drive in, first zombie flick...scared the crap out of me, especially when they end it with the line 'the scenes in this movie were based in true events'; to an impressionable little kid that gave me many sleepless nights.

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@hyperionsin: its true! have you seen the movie "Ahhh Zombies"? its pretty funny, it tells the story from the side of the zombie. At one point a zombie killed a mexican and made a brain taco and said mmm picante! so I guess even for zombies brains is an acquired taste lol

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@zippy the pinhead: Would you be happier if it said "was $9.99"? A deal doesn't have to be less than originally advertised. It could be a good price in the first place....or just a bit of fun. As is the case here.

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@chameleon90: Of course they have brains. thats one of the ways you stop a zombie, smash the brains. make sure to double tap

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What a rip. It says it's made of beef. Who wants to eat undead bovines? For me it's people or nothing.

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They sell this crap in a local store down here in Texas. Stuff tastes like a zombie, and not in a good way..if there was a good way.

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Doesn't eating zombie flesh turn you into a zombie though? Isn't it tainted with the sickness?

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sendrak, how do you know it tastes like a zombie?

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