The Fifty Cent Paper Shredder - With Free Bonus Gift!
With the threat of identity theft, corporate espionage and Looky Lous, you can't be too careful these days! The most simple solution is to purchase a paper shredder but those can cost up to one hundred freaking dollars! These tough economic times mean saving money is more important then ever! Now you can save a ton of money and also ensure your sensitive documents and files are still getting disposed of in a secure manor with the ¢50 paper shredder! Unlike traditional paper shredders, this one will never jam, bind or have any of the other mechanical problems that plague traditional shredders!
No electricity needed!
Will not bind
Save tons of money!
No more paper jams!
Exact shredder and hole punch may vary slightly