Tony Little Destress Massager for $10 + free shipping
Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Prospera
Product Features:
• Lightweight, compact and easy to hold
• Provides a steady, penetrating massage
• Simple 1 button controlled operation
• Relaxes tired muscles
• Two vibration speeds for a customized experience
• Great for use at home or while traveling
• Small enough to fit in your pocket
• Measures 6" x 2" x 1 ½" (L x W x H)
• For use on back, shoulders, legs, abdomen and various muscle groups
• Requires 2 x AA batteries (not included)
• Makes a great gift!
What You Get:
• Tony Little Hanheld Mini Penguin Massager
• Operating Manual
Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually, throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor. But … every once in a while [looks around, leans in conspiratorially] … it's a dildo. [leans back] Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never … your dildo.
Narrator: I don't own a dildo!
If you buy this you will own a vibrating dildo...
//Fight Club

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