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Guide to Pirate Parenting (E-book)

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Jun 17, 2012 6:12 PM

Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall's Guide to Pirate Parenting: Why You Should Raise Your Kids as Pirates and 101 Tips on How to Do It
The hysterically funny parody of parenting advice books.

The free e-book is in PDF format.

If you re like most parents, you long to raise your children as pirates, but just don t know how. In Guide to Pirate Parenting, Cap'n MacDougall provides everything you need to know to turn your little powder monkeys into happy, healthy buccaneers. In Guide to Pirate Parenting you ll learn:
Ten benefits of raising a pirate
At what age your child should be able to remove a bottlecap by taking out his glass eye and using it as an opener
Which offense requires administering The Flying Dutchman Wedgie
How to prevent sogging the quartermaster
The best place to maroon your disobedient child
How to remove chewing gum or a giant octopus from your child s hair
The difference between plundering and pillaging
How to convert your minivan into a pirate schooner

@ pirateparenting.com

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