dealsbacon coffin for $2,999.99

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That is just soooooooooo wrong.

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Useful for a mausole-YUM!

Anybody? Anybody? Is this thing on? :::crickets:::

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Knowing that it is a, well, BACON coffin, does it fit extra large people? Not pointing anyone out, just curious since they post no dimensions.

....and no refunds either.

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"Well, bacon is what killed me, I might as well let people know." (I probably could have written that without the quotes.)

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Do you want fries with that?

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Death can't come soon enough!

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scratch and sniff anybody???

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Maybe Lady Gaga would be into this purchase?

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Instead of dumping him in the sea, they should have buried Bin Laden in one of these.

gbl gbl
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I can just imagine the cemetery caretaker trying to fend off any dogs and coyotes from digging this thing up.

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WTF! LMFAO! A muslums destiny!

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...and when your soul goes plummeting into Hell, at least your coffin will get cripsy! Mmmm crispy hell bacon MMMMMMM.

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I'm with bupu, I'm holding out for the refurb.

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@wnyx585am: the people who are a "tighter fit" will probably be self greasing.

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@myspaceisacult: This coffin will fit anyone. I assume it comes with bacon grease for those who might be a tighter fit.

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Could be a convenient and yummy way to wake up if you're buried alive by accident.

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this is what starts the zombie apocalypse..

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Doesn't come in XXXL? Wouldn't that be logical?

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I was going to say this was tasteless... but they probably added flavoring

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I've seen some coffins with team logos on them. Do you think they would add "Oscar Mayer" or "Jimmy Dean" to this for me?

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Do they make bacon-flavored embalming fluid?

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Egg-cellent. Can I be in for 2? Is there a Canadian version?

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I'd rather eat the equivalent weight in bacon, thus guaranteeing a massive coronary. My family can save the funeral cost, bury me in a plain pine box somewhere and spend the savings on bacon for the wake.

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A little early for April Fool's, guys.

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Shouldn't it be a little wider?

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I'm sure it's Kosher, naturally flavored, and low sodium if it's from Bacon Salt.

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If you ate your way into your grave, now you can eat your way out.

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And this little piggie went deep deep deep in the ground.

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Well, now I know what coffin Harley from Epic Meal Time will be into.

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The included bacon air freshener is what really sold it for me.

In for 3.

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The microbes will be VERY happy.

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I wonder if they would allow this to be buried in a Jewish Cemetery..

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"There is no shipping option for the address you entered. Please go back and check the address."

Wha...? Is this a sick joke of some kind? How can they offer this wonderful product and not be willing to ship it?

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The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms have heart attacks on your snout.

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Would consider it if the liner was green like lettuce and the pillow red like a ripe tomato.

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It doesn't look enough like bacon though. :(

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I'd rather have the KEVIN Bacon Casket.

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Bacon, you will be the death of me...

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No free shipping? Thumbs down.

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great April fool's present for your vegan friend

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Is this OK if you are Jewish?

...Wait- it could be TURKEY bacon!