42 Towel (Towel Day - May 25th) for $12.99
http://www.towelday.org/
16" X 25"
The Towel is perhaps the most important invention of whatever century it was invented in. The Towel is the most massively useful tool to take with you on your trips throughout the universe. It is handy for oh so many reasons: you can sleep on it, rub food and sauces on it for later consumption, use it to signal for help, wrap it around your head to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugbladder Beast of Traal, or to dry off. And most importantly, strags (non-hitchhikers) will assume if you know where your towel is you are also in possession of quite a number of other common items like a toothbrush or a space suit (which means they are more apt to lend you said items if you ask to "borrow" them).
It's also National Missing Children's Day today... but this is so much more light-hearted...
Isn't it National Nerd Day too?
Also the 35th anniversary of Star Wars release. So yes, that makes it National Nerd Day thankyouverymuch.
Fair enough, but National Missing Children's Day is actually a national (US) and International commemorative day (International Missing Children's Day). I love star wars (is wearing star wars woot shirt (tin old school) while typing this) and hitchhikers guide, but I can't help but think a bunch of nerds celebrating sci-fi or towels takes away from the international issue of child abduction.
* gets down off soap box *
@countdown: I stole your child while you were up on your soap box. Don't worry, they'll be back by tomorrow-ish.
@bfoley19: maybe when you grow up, you'll realize how tasteless that joke was...
@countdown: you do understand that this is a website for nerds right?
The joke may have been tasteless, but your child wasn't. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
5+25+12=42.
Mother. Of. God.
kevin love's towel
@countdown: it's also African Liberation Day... you racist.
there are only 366 possible days for holidays (woo leap year). there is bound to be some overlap. Somehow, I don't think the abducted children care that they have 1 day per year to be "remembered"... they'd rather people be out looking for them EVERY day.

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