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May 14, 2012 11:33 AM

Hundreds of funny quotes by famous people that will tickle your funny bone and make your brain's humor center tingle. No anonymous quotes here and no boring quotes allowed. Here's a few examples:

"Writing about music is like dancing about architecture”
- Martin Mull

“The best things in life make you sweaty.”
- Edgar Allan Poe

“Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.”
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
- Bill Cosby

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Heh - sure! Coz, why not?

rrussell rrussell
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Thanks for the post. I LOVE good quotes, funny or otherwise. I actually have a "quote of the day" sign on my office door. These should lighten the mood around here a bit!

belyndag belyndag
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I have a feeling a lot of these are misattributed, but who cares? I don't see myself citing this as a source for my doctoral thesis.

yiftach yiftach
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@yiftach:

"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln

bkendall13 bkendall13
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Don't expect too much from this. I know it's free, but it won't take you fifteen minutes to read the whole thing.

mcullers mcullers
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Let me chime in with more thanks for this one. Pithy is good; free pithy is faaaaaabulous.

gertiestn gertiestn
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@mcullers: Yup. Finished it off already. Still worth the price. It got me through a dreadful day!

belyndag belyndag
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@mcullers: i see my speed reading ability precedes me

kingjawes kingjawes

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