Black Friday is 1 week from today. But today - this day, gentlemen - is even better. Call it "Browning Friday." Browning's finest down jackets for a monstrous 70-85% off. We've gone insane. Call the men in the white jackets. As low as $29.99. Get all over this deal like ugly on an ape. Browning brings top-tier quality that is never in question. In fact, Browning is the, um, Browning of outerwear. How good is Browning gear, you ask? Google asks Browning questions. Popeye opens cans of Browning. Snakes watch movies about Browning on a plane. Check snopes. All true.
This list of exceptional Browning jackets and vests is long and distinguished. All top-quality - everything you would expect from Browning. A scrumptious Browning buffet: Men's, Women's, and Youth jackets galore, and best part is it is yours for next to nothin'. Champagne bubbly goodness at rotgut prices, boys. Good until Saturday morning, or while they last. And don't forget - Christmas is just around the corner.