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Black Knight: None shall pass!
King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge.
Black Knight: Then you shall die.
King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
Black Knight: I move for no man.
King Arthur: So be it!
King Arthur: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't!
King Arthur: Well, what's that then?
Black Knight: I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
King Arthur: Victory is mine!
King Arthur: We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -
Black Knight: Come on, then.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
plus 16 rating and no comments you already said everything that needs to be said
Come back here! I'll bite your ankles off!
awesome! It'll go great with the chainmail here last week!
@kamikazeken: Don't respond to chainmail. It'll just mean you'll get more SPAM!
"It's only a flesh wound" - Classic!
"Alright, we'll call it a draw"
Actually the correct quote would be, " 'Tis but a flesh wound."
But nice try.

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