Not only do these look bad ass, these are cordless so you can freely prune back trees, shrubs and zombie arms. Note: These will only work on small zombie necks if less that 4" in dia.
While B&D says they'll work on alligators, I'd recommend leaving those buggers alone, unless it's a zombie alligator, then all bets are off.
The NLP1800 Alligator Lopper 18-volt Cordless Chain Saw is an ideal tool for pruning tree branches up to four inches in diameter, cutting branches into manageable pieces, and cutting of fallen branches after storms. Its 18-volt motor provides powerful, fast cutting and its innovative clamping jaws grab and cut in one easy motion. A single charge of its 18-volt Ni-Cad battery provides up to 150 1-1/2-inch diameter cuts. Also included is a heavy duty cutting bar and chain to deliver fast cutting of thick branches and logs. With a six-inch bar length and with a weight of 7.9 pounds, this electric chain saw comes backed by a limited 2-year warranty.