dealswenger giant multi-tool swiss army knife for $742…

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I up-voted you just for not trying to fit "Zombie" somewhere in the title and/or description.

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7.2 lb. I'd need a backpack for it.

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Only 85 contraptions? Pssshhh

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I could probably buy all 85 separate, not have to carry everyone everywhere, and save more money.