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Really Angry Brown Bear (Life Size)

Really Angry Brown Bear (Life Size) for $17,995 + free shipping

Jan 4, 2012 7:15 PM

Scare the crap out of your family 24/7 for just for just $17,995.00. Need to get grandma out of the way to collect on that insurance policy? This will give her that long desired heart attack. There is no better way to show your appreciation for nature than by displaying an angry stuffed bear shot for profit.

Get yours today!

@ thetaxidermystore.com

theghastlyghost theghastlyghost

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Additional info from the website:
Specifications (greatest dimensions including the base):
Depth: 48"
Height: 9'3"
Width: 36"
Horns: N/A
Weight: ~200 lbs

"Always know your state and local laws to make sure this item is legal to have in the area you live!"

TIL It's illegal to own some taxidermy depending on where you live (I'm assuming for exotic animals).

kristiwsu kristiwsu
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Want me some bear !

jeffyn jeffyn
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Stephen Colbert?

geeman2000 geeman2000
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Boy, that is a really big bear.

cf cf
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@geeman2000: Nope! Chuck Testa!

sprenton sprenton
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How much for those cankles?

semer9 semer9
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My HOA won't ALLOW Animals of this size...

ugotcandyman ugotcandyman
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if they are shot, how do they cover up the bulletholes?

with my luck, this thing would fall on me late one night and still fatally injure me. *gulp*

w00tgurl w00tgurl
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@w00tgurl: sew it, like this: http://www.ehow.com/how_8330274_hide-bullet-hole-taxidermy.html

disturbed0ne disturbed0ne

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