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How to Speak Wookiee: A Manual for Intergalactic Communication (Star Wars)

How to Speak Wookiee: A Manual for Intergalactic Communication (Star Wars) for $11.53

Dec 24, 2011 10:53 PM

Everyone s been there you re playing holo chess with a Wookiee, and things get out of hand. You ve done something to offend him, but you don t know what. How can you defuse the situation? Better yet, how can you make sure you never end up there again?

With intergalactic travel easier than ever, Wookiees can now be found on nearly every planet in the galaxy and on starships everywhere in between. This helpful guide teaches citizens of the galaxy key phrases in the Wookiee language, eliminating near-fatal encounters with notoriously short-tempered Wookiees while smoothing the way to lasting partnerships and friendships. The handy sound module recorded by Chewbacca himself! demonstrates proper pronunciation of ten key phrases.

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aoacraao'c ra rroooowa waworaan.

rprebel rprebel
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I minored in Wookiee, in college. For a small donation to my Paypal, I will translate what @rprebel just said.

katblue katblue
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Nah, nevermind, I'm in the Christmas spirit(s), I can translate what @rprebel said, without a donation.

katblue katblue
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Dang...I've just recently mastered Klingon. I figure if I can master Wookie as well, I will be ready if either species invades my mom's basement.

accumulationstation accumulationstation
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It's a scam.

serioustone serioustone
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It's a trap!

erichss erichss
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@erichss: its a tarp!

jdenn jdenn
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@jdenn: No, it's a book!!!!

captainsuperdawg captainsuperdawg
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piVnArp9ZE0&feature=related

erichss erichss
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Wookie?? Is that you Michelle??

davebrik99 davebrik99

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