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Isn't that the case with all cats?
Is it breathing?
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if you truly suspect....it's probably too late.
Is your cat trying to kill you? Of course not. Why would a cat want to kill its servant?
Now, is your boyfriend's / girlfriend's cat trying to kill you? Yes. To remove competition.
i've known all along. i need to know the strategy to win this game of chess.
Do you have a cat?
If so, your cat is plotting to kill you.
Right now she's only trying to kill my toes, but who knows? Toes might be the gateway kill!
They are like marines. They don't want to kill you but they have a plan to kill you. Just in case they have to.
@kylemittskus: I still try to slide creative tags even though we are not suppose to.

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