dealshow to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you…

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Isn't that the case with all cats?

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For posterity:

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if you truly suspect....it's probably too late.

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Is your cat trying to kill you? Of course not. Why would a cat want to kill its servant?

Now, is your boyfriend's / girlfriend's cat trying to kill you? Yes. To remove competition.

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i've known all along. i need to know the strategy to win this game of chess.

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Do you have a cat?

If so, your cat is plotting to kill you.

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Right now she's only trying to kill my toes, but who knows? Toes might be the gateway kill!

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They are like marines. They don't want to kill you but they have a plan to kill you. Just in case they have to.

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@kylemittskus: I still try to slide creative tags even though we are not suppose to.