It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Seasons 1-5 with A Very Sunny Christmas Special!
Dennis: I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don't care.
Charlie: Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man... a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.
Liam: Start breaking bricks wet nips!
Mac: Brakes aren't working. No, I'm saying...no, the brakes.
Frank: Wiggle it, it gets better...
Mac: Guys, why aren't the brakes working!
Charlie: Because I cut the brakes! Wildcard, bitches! Yeeeeehaaaaw!!!
FLIP FLIP FLIPadelphia!
A Very Sunny Christmas
Mac: Charlie...based on that story that you just told me...I think your mom may have been a prostitute.