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The Baby Owner's Manual (Owner's and Instruction Manual)

The Baby Owner's Manual (Owner's and Instruction Manual) for $10.33

May 10, 2012 3:31 PM

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The birth of your child - what a miracle! But then you bring the little creature home and you realize that you have no idea what to do with it. "Why didn't this thing come with an instruction manual?" you cry out in vain. You try moving it up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right...but where are the B and A buttons? Why is it screaming? How do you get it to stop? And what, oh all that is holy, is that horrid smell? STOP!!! Take a deep breath. You have a copy of The Baby Owner's Manual, and everything is going to be just fine.

Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, that answer your questions like:

What’s the best way to swaddle a baby?

How can I make my newborn sleep through the night?

When should I bring the baby to a doctor for servicing?

and many more..

@ amazon.com

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Great book. I refused to read all those other namby-pamby, touchy-feely baby books, but this one scratched me right where I itched. I bought a couple and gave them to some of my buddies when they had kids. Highly recommended for any man looking for guidance on their first-born who isn't too in touch with his feminine side, and likes it that way.

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Just ordered one lol

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I own this book. It's funny and not inaccurate,, but not a go-to reference or resource for real life. As a humor book it's great.

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