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Make your own BoC: Grocery Kraft Paper Bag 4 Lb, 500 Count

Make your own BoC: Grocery Kraft Paper Bag 4 Lb, 500 Count for $12.99

"DURO BAG MFG CO" Grocery Kraft Paper Bag
Capacity : 4lb
Bundle : 5" x 3-1/3" x 9-3/4"
Kraft bags for all retail needs.
Expandable side gussets.

Stop complaining, you crybaby. So once again, you failed to get elusive bag of crap. Big deal!! You think you've been a wooter long enough so that you deserve a BoC? Get in line. There's guys that have been wooting since 1943, back when Matt Rutledge's grandfather held the first woot off on the aft deck of the U.S.S. Tarawa, that have NEVER gotten a BoC.

So, dry your tears and take your destiny into your own hands by assembling your very own, personalized BoC.

1) Take top bag from the stack of 500.
2) Fill it with all the crap you've bought from woot over the years.
3) Do you feel fulfilled? Does your life now have meaning? If no, repeat process.

@ amazon.com

by marcoselmalo
added a year ago

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dumb

luckedawg
a year ago

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Thanks for the laugh! Very clever!

dissonance
a year ago

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Thanks! In for 7.

tennisplayer121
a year ago

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In for 23!! Finally, a bag of crap!

ericmallen
a year ago

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4) Put bag of crap on neighbor's porch.
5) Set bag of crap on fire.
6) Run away.

geeman2000
a year ago

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@geeman2000: burning dog poo and the human response

lastnorkleft
a year ago

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@geeman2000: That was you?!

wind0023
a year ago

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We is gonna takes da shiats, and we is gonna lights dem on fire.

davewilhite
a year ago

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Take the top bag, and put the other 499 inside it.

Next Woot-off will see dozens of people gets Bags of Crap just like that.

pohatu771
a year ago

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