Holy Toast - Miracle Bread Stamper for $4.99 + free shipping
Who knew such things even existed?
Miracles pop up in the most unexpected places, like breakfast for example. Rise and shine each day to a religious awakening with the Holy Toast Miracle Bread Stamper by Fred. Stamp the Holy Mother into your wondrous bread, toast and behold the heavenly carbs. Uh-oh, did you forget to buy butter? Now you must pray for a real miracle. There it is behind the milk. You’re prayers have been answered. Surprise your guests with a blessed brunch or grilled chesus. Makes a miraculous gift.
Press Stamp Into An Ordinary Slice Of Bread
Toast The Bread & Behold The Miracle!
Sturdy Constructions With Raised Detailing
Embosses The Holy Mother On Your Bread
Perfect Size For Standard Size Bread
Hand Wash, Measurements: 3.25”W x 4”H x .5”D
what’s in the box – Holy Toast! Miracle Bread Stamper By Fred, In Retail Packaging
Someone tweet this to the pope.
"Grilled Chesus"
That one got me chuckling...
@embhorn: That was a reference to a Glee episode, wasn't it?
I would use the special cheddar and osiago from Israel in the bread before grilling it.
Yes I would be making a.......Grilled CHEESES of Nazarath....
....makes me shudder......the father, son and holy toast......
Just add a little Miracle Whip and stand back... :)
Hardee har har. The New Toastament
It would be a fun prank to take one of these to your local grocery, preferably late at night when there's no one else in the store. Go through all of the bread packages and stamp just one piece of bread in each one. Within a few days, watch as the local news station tries to figure out why the holy mother is suddenly appearing on toast all over town.
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