If Harold and Kumar taught us anything, it’s don’t trust Doogie Howser with your car. No, they taught us that if you are craving White Castle, there’s no substitution. Whether you are suffering from a hangover or just haven’t eaten anything for like 6 hours, nothing fills the void like sliders. Maybe it’s the mini size allowing you to eat ten one sitting. Maybe it’s the little onions or the square shape. Whatever it is, no other fast food will do. Imagine if you worked there and had access to an unlimited supply? Once you have had your fill, you may suddenly realize you are meant to be a doctor after all or feel empowered to stand up to your bully co-workers and ask out the girl of dreams. Hey, it worked for Roldy and Kummie. Maybe White Castle isn’t just what you crave; it’s what you need. 100% cotton.