dealscreeping zombie for all occasions for $187.06…

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by joyohjoy
added 8 months ago

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"For all occasions." Often around Christmas and New Year's I've thought, 'damn. My house could use a creeping zombie to really spice the place up a bit.' Problem solved.

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For $187.06, you'd expect it to really crawl around and try to eat you.

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This is absolutely perfect for Easter to represent the Zombie Jesus coming back to life on Easter Sunday.

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"30 satisfaction guaranteed."

uhh...what? Like 30%? At least they're honest...

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Isn't "a life like product" kind of counter-intuitive?

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Would love to have this and slide it under the door of an occupied bathroom stall at Walmart !