dealsuranium "glow in the dark" soap for $6.99

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by donaldb21795
added a year ago

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13 bucks for a bar of soap? Novelty can only be but so expensive.

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@shawndulin: I thought 13 bucks for a bar of uranium was a pretty good deal...

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Any you thought getting through airport security with soap was hard before!

Badump-bump. Rimshot.

Oh...or how about..."At least we won't have to worry about anyone making a DIRTY bomb with this!" HA@! Get it? Because it's soap. Ha!..Maybe? No?

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FYI: This isn't even real Uranium!

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6 bucks shipping? HAHAHA

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How is uranium soap vegan-friendly? I wouldn't think it would be friendly to anyone.

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@msklzannie: Badump-bump!

Keep the jokes comin' folks, I'll be here all week. And come see my show at the Hilton in Greenbryre Junction - Jan. 4 through the 34rd.

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Ocean-scented? So salt and dead fish?

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The soap is actually part of the new TSA search. They drop it when they're searching your bag and tell you to pick it up...

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@msklzannie: Come on, as long as it doesn't contain animals, it's vegan friendly... just like cyanide.

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I need this to clean my glow-in-th-dark inflatable doll.

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Uranium can be a very good anti-septic in the right doses, er quantities....

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@drchops: I wanted to vote for your comment, but then I wondered "Wait, could he be serious?"

I mean, this IS the Internet after all.