URANIUM "Glow in the Dark" SOAP for $6.99
Has your morning glow been missing lately? Radioactivate your day in the most environmentally friendly, organic way! When you use our Uranium Glow In The Dark Periodic Table Soap you will be in your element every day. Be careful not to create a nuclear reaction in the shower! Just charge it up under a light and let it glow green in the dark!
Measures 2.25 inches wide x 3 inches tall x 1 inch deep. Human tested and vegan friendly. Ocean scented.
$5.99 Flat Rate Shipping
(Previously posted but now back in stock)
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donaldb21795
added a year ago
13 bucks for a bar of soap? Novelty can only be but so expensive.
@shawndulin: I thought 13 bucks for a bar of uranium was a pretty good deal...
Any you thought getting through airport security with soap was hard before!
Badump-bump. Rimshot.
Oh...or how about..."At least we won't have to worry about anyone making a DIRTY bomb with this!" HA@! Get it? Because it's soap. Ha!..Maybe? No?
FYI: This isn't even real Uranium!
6 bucks shipping? HAHAHA
How is uranium soap vegan-friendly? I wouldn't think it would be friendly to anyone.
@msklzannie: Badump-bump!
Keep the jokes comin' folks, I'll be here all week. And come see my show at the Hilton in Greenbryre Junction - Jan. 4 through the 34rd.
Ocean-scented? So salt and dead fish?
The soap is actually part of the new TSA search. They drop it when they're searching your bag and tell you to pick it up...
@msklzannie: Come on, as long as it doesn't contain animals, it's vegan friendly... just like cyanide.
I need this to clean my glow-in-th-dark inflatable doll.
Uranium can be a very good anti-septic in the right doses, er quantities....
@drchops: I wanted to vote for your comment, but then I wondered "Wait, could he be serious?"
I mean, this IS the Internet after all.

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