So people actually liked the octopus tissue box cover. Can I top it? probably not. But here goes:
The official description is in Chinglish: "LED Blue Backlight Nature Voice Calendar Talking Alarm Clock with Flip Flap-solar Powered Swing Flower." It sounds like there is some sensor that makes the flower on top of the clock exhibit phototropic properties?
# Features: Cute Flower bud which moves by light.
# LED light flash in seven colors
# Chronograph countdown time
# LCD clock with calendar
# Music play.
# Digital thermometer
# Alarm with music
# Snooze function.
# 15 kinds of language including: English,Spanish,Italian,French,Korean,Japanese,Russian,German,Turkish,Arabic,Portuguese,Thai,Indonesian,Vietnamese and Chinese
# Weight: 149g/0.33lbs
P.S. Know that it ships from China and will therefore take 2-3 weeks to arrive.