dealschuck norris cannot be stopped for $4.80

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

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Chuck Norris can draw a perfect circle with a ruler.

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He can however be stopped for $4.81.

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This was stupid three years ago when it wasn't old.

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@kkopacki: I came here to say that. Well played.

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And yet Chuck Norris can't win a lawsuit against the publisher of books full of Chuck Norris jokes. Go figure.

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@pyromosh: it was never stupid. it was epic. and it still is.

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Where can I buy a time machine so I can go back to when Chuck Norris was funny?

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@sanguineillusion: A time machine that goes nowhere? You can make one yourself, just climb inside a cardboard box.

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@wilcononomous: Drill two holes in ruler. Thumbtack in one, pencil in the other. Move pencil.

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Chuck Norris pissed in the Pacific Ocean causing the tsunami that destroyed parts of Japan.