That’s right: the same shirts Shirt.Woot has been printing on all this time, pristine and untouched by cartoon sushi or Mario puns.
We need to clear out our current shirt stock before we switch to new shirt blanks. You need some versatile, basic solid-colored t-shirts.
Wear this shirt: when you want your clothes to just shut up and be clothes for a little while.
Don’t wear this shirt: under a blazer with the sleeves pushed up, unless you’re an undercover DEA agent or something.
This shirt tells the world: “If you wear the void long enough, the void begins to wear you.”
We call this color: Full-Spectrum Clothing.
Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.