Nothing much, just the Greatest damned movie in the history of yes!!! Jack Burton, the roughest toughest shoot-em-up-iest truck driver who plugs bad guys left & right must go in to Little China to rescue a hot Kim Cattrall and some other chick who only says one word in the whole movie from the evil clutches of Lo-Pan, some 2000+ year old fart who can't get a girlfriend but KURT F*N RUSSELL, man!!!!! I mean, who in their right mind would take on ancient Chinese spirits, demons, and creatures with metric assloads of eyes and just shrug it off with the epic "It's all in the reflexes"??? If you've never seen this movie, you're an enemy of the state, and you are bad and you should feel bad. So grab a couple of brews, get in your man-cave, and enlighten yourself with the only movie that rivals Road House in pure bad-assery!
Run Time: 99 minutes