Big Trouble in Little China Blu-Ray Widescreen for $7.88
Nothing much, just the Greatest damned movie in the history of yes!!! Jack Burton, the roughest toughest shoot-em-up-iest truck driver who plugs bad guys left & right must go in to Little China to rescue a hot Kim Cattrall and some other chick who only says one word in the whole movie from the evil clutches of Lo-Pan, some 2000+ year old fart who can't get a girlfriend but KURT F*N RUSSELL, man!!!!! I mean, who in their right mind would take on ancient Chinese spirits, demons, and creatures with metric assloads of eyes and just shrug it off with the epic "It's all in the reflexes"??? If you've never seen this movie, you're an enemy of the state, and you are bad and you should feel bad. So grab a couple of brews, get in your man-cave, and enlighten yourself with the only movie that rivals Road House in pure bad-assery!
Run Time: 99 minutes
Rated PG-13
Any Big Trouble link will always get an upvote from me!
The link must've been changed by a Woot Admin.
This is what I linked to:
http://www.walmart.com/ip/11073530
It is BTILC Blu-Ray from WalMart. I believe it's free shipping to the nearest store as well.
I named my first dog Duke for John Wayne.Duke died way too young(Cancer,he also saved my life, during a armed robbery), so I named my second male dog, Jack Burton (Kurt Russell said he just did a bad John Wayne impersonation all the way through Big trouble in Little China).
Then we got a girl dog and named her Gracie Law after Kim Kattrals character. Her first line in the movie is "I know I am always sticking my nose where it doesn't belong". It fit our "little" girl. Both are Rottweilers.
Jack is lying right next to me now on the couch.
I would buy it but I already own it.
John Carpenter is a genius if you want to see one of his greats check out "Masters of Horror 'Cigarette Burns".
You can see Raiden there...even before Mortal Kombat.
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
the dvd is 7.88
Is this gonna get ugly, now? Huh? I hope not. Because I thought what we were here, racial differences notwithstanding, was just a couple of old friends. You know, just both of us Californians.
IT'S ALL IN THE REFLEXES
He just wants his truck!

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