dealshoe for $5.99

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Ain't nothin' worse than a six-dollar hoe.

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Hard to find a decent hoe these days.

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My father always taught me to stay away from the cheap hoes. Pay extra for quality.

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I was in for 3 until I saw they were stone cold, metal hearted hoes.

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Hi hoe, Hi hoe

Sorry, that is what came to my mind when I read it.

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Which ZIP code is this hoe shipping from? I prefer my hoes all be from different area codes.

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Can we still buy one if we don't love them?

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Hoe hoe hoe! Merry Christmas!

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@stile99: Yes there is. Paying $10 for the same hoe is way worst!

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Hasn't anybody hit puberty yet?

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Clicked on link. "I don't know what I was expecting."

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You'll probably want to get a bushwacker with these hoes.

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Only available for shipping? I prefer to pick my hoes up personally.

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I clicked on the comments just because I knew I could depend on you guys for a batch silly comments. Thanks guys, I needed a laugh.

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CHEAP HOE!

(sorry. that's all i got. :) everyone else took my puns first)

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Im just thinking about all the dirty things this hoe could get into.

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I'm tired of my hoe. I need something younger.

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Rats, I need a rake, I already have a good working hoe.

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"A Hoe is someone who will love you
No matter who you are or what you look like
Yes, it's true children!
But that's not why you pay a Hoe
No you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards"

-Chef (paraphrased)

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@donslin: haven't you discovered that a lot of techs are on Woot yet?! This is how we are no matter how old or young we are because we deal with so much shit from non technical people every day that we even enjoy the cheap laughs. If you think that you are a real tech, you aren't because you don't get it. This is our fun. Don't try to ruin it or change us.

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I've got hoes in different area codes.

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They ship them to you now? So this must be what all that human trafficking business is about.

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I'm not into gardening. Mama always told me to stay away from hoes.
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This is just a no good hoe, try Lowes.
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This cheap hoe is gonna make me late for work!

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I got 99 problems and cheap hoes ain't one of them...

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You say Idaho. I say you da hoe.

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Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.

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Remember to glove up before using a hoe. The feeling of your bare skin against the hoe might be more satisfying, but the blisters afterward aren't worth it.

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If you break the hoe, does that mean you have a hoe down?

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It's a shame that there are no reviews for the hoe on the vender website.

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This reminds me of the old Zima ads where I was expecting "Zomething Different".

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If I bought one of these does that make me a pimp??? ;)

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Seems like a garden variety hoe.

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@bpope2601: Hoe Down! Somebody help her up!

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A good hoe ain't cheap, a cheap hoe ain't good.

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Does it do the dishes? Mine does.

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I don't love you hoes, I'm out the do'

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This one seems OK.

It's the cheap hoes that come with a free tube of rash ointment you have to look out for...

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"....she was a hoe, fo sho!"

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I think I am going to buy a couple of hoes together with that sears craftsman hose and make it rain on 'em

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I'm gonna buy me a nice hoe...giggity!!

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@mechuck: I think it would make you a John, not a Pimp. :)

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My Hoe is shipping out in less than 48hrs!

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1. By Definition aren't all hoes refurbished?

2. Are these new or used? I prefer my hoes with a little wear and tear....

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Better double up on those gloves, bc a six dollar hoe WILL put a hurtin' on you.

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You doing Hoe activity
With Hoe tendencies
Hoes are your friends, Hoes are your enemies
With hoe energy to do what you do
Blew what cha blew, screw what cha screw
Ya'll professional like DJ Clue
You pulling on my coat tail
Now why you think you take a Hoe to a Hoe-tel
Hoe -tell everybody, even the mayor
Reach up in the sky for the Hoe-zone layer
C'mon playa wants to Hoe our ways
Them Hoes neva close, they open like hallways
So here's the Hoe take for your Hoe Hoe crew
And everybody wants some, cuz Hoes gotta eat too