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The Misanthrope's Guide to Life: (Go Away!) eBook

The Misanthrope's Guide to Life: (Go Away!) eBook for $0

Dec 12, 2011 7:01 AM

Misanthrope, n.: 1.) One who hates mankind; a curmudgeon; a loner; 2.) The guy in your office who responded to your e-mail of baby photos with "D-. Passing, but not college material"; 3.) A RealistFrom The Misanthrope's Guide to LifeIn this guide, you'll learn how to get away from the pain-in-the-asses who make you seriously consider investing in a fallout shelter and making it your new home. You'll take isolated comfort in these survival strategies, including how to:- Conduct managed incoherence to get the delivery boy from the lobby to your door- Take a "French leave" in order to eat alone at work- Get ousted from your kickball league by dressing as Magnum, P.I. for every game- Get back at the jerk yapping on his cell phone by reciting the lyrics to Harry Chapin's version of "Cat's in the Cradle"- End a conversation by "Gwynething" (also known as playing the "I'm delightfully foreign" act) someone to deathThis is the survival guide you will be annoyed not to have.

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hanar hanar

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This sounds potentially funny, but it's actually boring, badly written, and useless. Also contains spelling and formatting errors. Not even worth the price of $0.00.

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Thanks OP. Read some other reviews and they seem a lot more positive.

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