dealsstainless steel spinning top for $3.99 + free…

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by commodog
added 4 months ago

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perfect to make sure I'm not still dreaming.

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Indeed, I would hate to be an old man full of regret. I gotta get one but no one else can touch it, not even the shipper.

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Do not want.
I'm afraid if I try it, it won't stop spinning.
Then I'll think "This is the best I could dream up?"
And then I'll cry.

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From the Meritline site reviews:
"I use it to pick up chicks. I walk up to the bar and spin it in front of them then when it falls I say, 'Damn girl, you so beautiful I just wanted to make sure I wasn't dreaming.'"

This is either brilliant or incredibly lame. I can't decide which.

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I've been looking for something to lock in a safe to try to forget about. AND free shipping!

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@wilfbrim: And if she looks at you with a puzzled look, it probably means that she hasn't seen the movie and isn't worth your time.