dealsaugason farms emergency food storage kit - 1 year…

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Come the Zombie Apocalypse, 1200 calories a day won't be enough for me and my Zombie slaughtering quartet (unless we decide to lose some weight).

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The point is to stay put for a year and emerge in a zombie free world, with rocking abs.

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@athawk01: how would you emerge in a zombie free world? You'd more likely come out to a world full of very hungry zombies.

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While you oddballs are looking for zombies I'm gonna steal your supplies

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@thelocker : well then, maybe your zombie slaughtering quartet becomes a zombie slaughtering trio and your daily calorie intake just went up to 1600... now to find out who's not going to win that lottery.

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And for the rest of the paranoics out there (yes, I just made up a word), why not just buy the pack and save over $4000 on food this year?

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@randymilleriii: I believe he combined "Paranoid" and "Maniac" to create a new word: Paranoics.

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Perfect for the Doomsay Prepper in you.

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Looks like the shelf life varies based on what type of food it is, bare minimum everything will keep for 10 years... with some up to 25 years.

Basically if the end of the world doesn't come, you're going to be eating powdered milk and eggs at somepoint in the next decade for about a year, or you're just pissing away $2700.00 bucks

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Re: Y2K.

Or, just in time for the "Romney = Apocalypse / Obama = Apocalypse" political rallying.
"ZOMGRZ a Republican/Democrat in the White House! Doooooooooooom!"

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@pocketbrain: I didn't post this in response to the conventions, but it seems appropriate now.

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Just buy a rifle and a bunch of ammo.

When you get hungry, shoot a zombie and barbeque it.

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@superninja:
Or your neighbor and steal his food...

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Why don't zombies eat other zombies? Besides, in one of the Resident Evil sequels, they tested that zombies can go virtually forever without eating so why do they need to eat at all?

So back to this emergency food. I'd love to get this and feel it's important since I live in a hurricane disaster zone. Unfortunately these kits are not designed for people with gluten and lactose intolerances. Additionally, not all these are vegetarian diets.

My kit has to be specifically customized for my eating requirements and I buy each item individually and store them in my cupboard. This causes issues with expiration dates where some of the products only lasting a couple years and needing to be replaced on different schedules.

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@cengland0: In "Day of the Dead" Romero put forth that zombies eat out of instinct, as they derive no nutrition from food. In "Dawn of the Dead" it was mentioned that they are NOT cannibals since they feed only on the living.

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Re: the deal. I'd rather spend the money on a great vacation for my family, then die when the apocalypse comes...

And can you see 10 years from now, when the apocalypse STILL hasn't hit, and now you have to eat up the food or it will go bad? Yum.