dealshow to do everything: (red green, the man who…

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This plus a roll of duct tape would make the perfect Fathers Day gift.

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I LOVE Red Green.

If the women don't find you hansom, they should at least find you handy.

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Sit down, sit down. All rise! Quando omni flunkus moritati. Sit down. Bow your heads for the Man's Prayer. I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.

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Always remember - keep your stick on the ice.

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Shouldn't there also be a complimentary book of "How to not do anything" by Harold?

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@thewidup: I believe it would be appropriate for Rick Green (AKA Bill Smith) to write that book, with pictures in black and white only.

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@killerabbit: The translation of Quando omni flunkus moritati: When All Else Fails, Play Dead!

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I love that the only tags for this deal are "books" and "duct-tape".

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I wonder if his friends call him Yellow...

(HA!)

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I Googled colors to make sure that was an accurate bad joke (and that Red + Green = Yellow)

I thought I knew colors, but according to Yahoo! Answers and a bunch of other entirely reliable sources, I don't.

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@drchops: That would make brown, but with the right amount of green to red ratio(possibly a yellowy chartreuse and maybe a light vermilion), you could make a tan that could be mistaken as yellow at a quick glance. (I tried ... puns need support in this day and age)

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@mokel22: Heh...yeah, technically I think we're both right - I guess it's really kind of relative... For 1 bad joke, it's not worth either of our time going into detail about the wonderful world of color...

But just to support why I am right, I'll end it with this URL...:)

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Red Green is the man. Never see his show down here away from the Canadian border. Too bad.