Is your screaming monkey lonely? Get him (or her) a shrilling chicken to keep him (or her) company!
Ship from China; two weeks for delivery; blah, blah.
Even if you don't want one (can't imagine why not), the description is worth a vote:
# Press the belly of the chicken, it will shrill some kind of chicken's voice. It's very funny.
# Squeeze! The scream will take you and your friends more laugh! Are you not happy? Squeeze! The scream will relax yourself! and take unexpected fun and entertainment, relax yourself and release stress.
# For ages 6 and up.
# Size: 6.69" Length.
P.S. Some reviewers say that the larger ones make better noise. Meritline has them in 13" (http://www.meritline.com/shrilling-chicken-medium-size---p-38524.aspx) for $4.79 and 18" (http://www.meritline.com/shrilling-chicken-big-size---p-38526.aspx) for $8.99.