Forget those whimpy hot-dog eating contests. Don't you want to see people swallow whole baby boars with the heads still attached? I know I do.
Think of the media coverage! Impress your friends as you unhinge your jaw and swallow dozens of them in mere seconds!
edit: apparently you need to scroll down to the bottom to get to the suckling boars, but that is clearly the best option for any event ranging from a corporate get-away to your daughter's sweet 16 party.